How this all got started (by Joanne babe):
In the third issue of the Marvel Bill and Ted comic book series,
a letter was printed by Linda Kay, president of the official Bill
and Ted fan club. I (Joanne) was amazed. A fan club for Bill and Ted?!
I knew the characters were popular, but.... a fan club??? Though shocked, I was also very pleased as I loved the Two Great
Ones (and the actors who played them) so much myself, so I immediately
wrote to Linda and joined the club.
Around the same time as this, I felt "inspired" to try
my hand a writing a "fan fiction" story. Having never
written anything in my life outside what my school teachers had
forced me to do, I wasn't very confident that what I cranked out
was "good" per se, but nevertheless I gave it my best
shot and "Tripping Forward, Looking Back" was the uneven
result. What I really wanted, though, was someone else to write
some B & T stories for me to read, so without much
real hope I wrote to Linda to ask if she knew of anyone who had
done this. Well, to my surprise and delight she replied that she
herself had written one and sent me the wonderful
"Following the Piper to Reason". I sent her another of my
efforts in return and before I knew it both a new hobby and a lasting
friendship were born.
Most of these stories have never been
"published" in any form as they were really done strictly
for our own fun and entertainment. Most of them are either humorous
pieces or in the "hurt-comfort" vein. None are "slash"
or "adult". All can be considered rated PG or lighter.
If you have a Bill and Ted story you'd like to have placed on this page for other
compadres to read, drop Linda a line!
send you info on how to submit.
By Linda Kay
- It's A Most Excellent Life
(110 K) When Ted feels he can't do anything right he begins to think it might have been better for everyone if he'd never been born, and with a time machine at his disposal he might just be able to bring this about unless Bill and Rufus can stop him in time!
- A Hitch In Time (54 K) An insidious plot to destroy the Two Great Ones leaves Bill & Ted stranded in the middle of nowhere with a broken booth and the Circuits of Time leading to them damaged, and worst of all Ted is ill.
Can Rufus get to them in time?
- Following the Piper to Reason (156 K) Bill & Ted take the Princess Babes back to medieval England to visit their grandmother, but their royal ugly father dude is not finished with them yet!
It's up to Bill & Ted to once again rescue the princesses . . . and the dudes may end up needing to be rescued themselves!
- A Sometimes Senseless World (301 K) DeNomolos is back and more evil than ever!
He captures Ted and injects him with a most egregious chemical, which threatens the future of Wyld Stallyns and the harmonious future they bring about.
A serious and touching story about friendship and the strength to never give in.
- To Serve Bill and Ted (51 K) Bill & Ted have gained world recognition, and then some!
When they catch the attention of some intergalactic visitors, they soon discover these aliens may want more than just their autographs!
- Someone to Watch Over You (22 K) A touching story about Bill & Ted as children told through the viewpoint of Ted's mother, which shows even as kids their friendship was stronger than usual.
- Worth A Thousand Words (20 K) When a young Ted is faced with the most difficult time of his life, Bill has to try to figure out how to be there for his friend.
- Considering the Alternative (53 K) The future is a most egregious place under the rule of
But when a young subordinate named Rufus starts to question events he is assigned to investigate, he realizes that perhaps there is something more than what he has been taught to
- Lights, Camera, Time to Take Action (59 K) Bill & Ted are supposed to make a film for history class depicting the driving in of the golden spike to connect the first intercontinental railroad, but when they decide to go back in time and just film the event happening they have to deal with their
consciences. Based on the animated series.
- 'Tis the Season (to Be Excellent to Each Other (20 K) It's
Christmas and a young Bill & Ted are having a less-than-merry holiday.
They find sometimes misery appreciates company in this pre-Excellent Adventure story.
- Perpetually Prepared
(191 K) Bill and Ted are sent
to wilderness survival camp but their adventure takes a most unexpected turn
and they find themselves surviving in a whole different set of circumstances.
A pre-Excellent Adventure story which features their one and only fight ever!
- Sanctuary (15 K)
- A short pre-Excellent
Adventure story in which Bill deals with the impending divorce of his parents
by hiding out in the only place he feels safe.
Defining Moments Series:
- It's been one year since Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and the
dudes find themselves in another unexpected adventure . . . but will this one
be excellent . . . or bogus?
- Bill and Ted's Guide to Modern Parenting
- Ever wondered how well Bill and Ted fared as dads? Wonder no
more! This slice-of-life story shows just what excellent and outstanding
parents the Two Great Ones really are . . . NOT!!
The Chronicles of Ted and Bill
- The adventures of Ted Preston and Bill Logan as they try to find
themselves in a world where their fathers are practically gods. The boys
soon find themselves wrapped up in a evil plot to destroy Wyld Stallyns . . .
can the boys save their parents band even if they will be forever overshadowed
A Most Outstanding Sequel
- Ted Preston and Bill Logan along with their band of merry rebels are back
again to save the world from....themselves? Clones, brainwashing and
concerts; talk about a Most Outstanding Sequel!
- A Most Outstanding Journey
and Ted are having problems in school . . . and even worse problems at
home! What happens when they try the unthinkable . . . doing their
- Young Friendships
- When five-year-old Bill Preston moves into a new
neighborhood he hopes to find a friend . . . some friendships are just meant
- Bill has
heinous news for Ted . . . he's going to be moving to New York! What
will the dudes do to keep their friendship intact??
- Bill &
Ted's Spiritual Journey - De Nomolos is angry after the
Battle of the Bands and determined to kill the Two Great Ones once and for
all . . . with the aid of his rebuilt Evil Robot Bill and Ted and the scary
new Shadow Booth, will he succeed?
- Bill &
Ted's Heinous Expedition - Bill & Ted have been killed by a
most evil Necromancer named Zion who has designs to take over all of
Earth. Can Bill & Ted escape from Hell again to save their
friends, their loved ones and the world from a most heinous fate?
- A Hero? - Bill and Ted are looking forward to
performing a Wyld Stallyns concert in the future but when Rufus' family is
kidnapped and Bill is lost in the Circuits of Time Ted is left wondering if
he'll ever see his best friend again!
- Hope for the
Future - A dramatic story in which Ted worries for his troubled
friend and they find themselves taking a terrifying detour from a trip to
Waterloo 12,000. Will Bill & Ted survive this most serious turn of
- Ted - Ted
faces a few days in his life without Bill, who is off visiting Granny S. Preston,
Esq. How does he manage on his own? Find out in this pre-Excellent
- Bill - A companion
story to "Ted," read about Bill's time on his own while visiting his
most heinous Granny S. Preston, Esq.
- May I Introduce
to You, Captain & Mrs. Logan by Julia - Bill, Ted, Joanna and Elizabeth
attend the wedding of Missy and Ted's Dad, but the love being celebrated isn't
the only love blooming at the reception!
- A Quick Way to Get
Famous . . . NOT! - It's the day after the wedding of Missy and Ted's dad
and Bill & Ted must figure out a way to have someone review their first
music video, but first Ted catches Deacon in a lie! Will his Dad believe
- One of the Best
Days Ever - Bill & Ted decide to time travel and end up in Cincinnati,
Ohio, in 2010 where they meet a most excellent babe named Julia! What
happens when they ask her to go time traveling with them?
Non-Non-Heinous Valentine's Day Gift - Bill sets out to buy Joanna a gift
for Valentine's Day. But what if it just isn't quite good enough?
Can Ted help him find the perfect gift?
- Escaping the
Royal Ugly Dudes - At last, the story about how Rufus actually got the
Princess Babes out of England just before they had to marry those royal ugly
- My Day Away
(Bill's Perspective) - Bill has to make a three day trip to Los Angeles to
visit someone, but won't tell Ted who it is! Who does Bill go to see and
how will it go?
- My Day Away
(Ted's Perspective) - When Bill has to make a three day trip to Los
Angeles to visit someone, but won't tell him who it is, Ted must find a way to
spend those days so he won't be totally bored!
- Never Meant to
Be - Bill's mom comes to dinner and Bill finds out why she had to cut
short their previous visit, but Bill's in for an even bigger surprise when his
parents have an announcement to make!
- A Totally
Unexpected Result - It's time for the prom! Bill & Ted attend
with Joanna and Elizabeth, but they're in for a bit of a surprise during the
course of the evening!
- The New Kid - After the prom, Bill & Ted run into Kale from Tame Rainbows,
but something about Kale strikes Bill & Ted as strange. And then the
Princess babes disappear from the mall!
- A Most
Triumphant Graduation - Bill and Ted are graduating from high school and
reflect back on their memories plus their families on this most auspicious
- A Totally Odd
Spring Break - Bill and Ted are off on vacation with their family's for
spring break . . . but will the vacations go smoothly? Or will the dudes
long to be back home with the Princess Babes?
- The Meeting of
Someone Special - So how exactly did Missy and Mr. Preston get
together? And what did happen when Ted asked Missy to the prom?
(Extended Version) -
A very moving story told from the perspective of Captain Logan as he thinks
back over the life of his oldest son.
- One Thing I Will
Say - A very sweet and charming letter which Elizabeth has written to Ted
after Bogus Journey.
- Every Rose Has
Its Thorn - Now completed! The thorn in Ted
"Theodore" Logan's side is his cousin Kimberly, who has just come to
visit for a couple of weeks! Will Ted be able to escape from
his odious cousin? Or will she accidentally drive a permanent wedge
between Ted and his father?
- Every Rose Has
Its Thorn (Kimberly's Perspective) - It's the same story as above, only
from Kimberly's point of view! What was she thinking during the course
of events which threatened to drive Ted crazy?
- A Most Excellent
by Kaz - Ever wondered what would happen if Bill and Ted met the most
excellent members of Gorillaz? Wonder no more!! This crossover
story begins with Bill & Ted suddenly appearing at Kong. What is
happening and how will 2D, Murdoc, Noodle and Russel be of help?
- Babysitter Babe
by Gina (Genie) - Babysitting can sometimes be a most heinous job but what happens when one
gets to baby sit for a young Bill & Ted? A most bodacious babysitter
influences the Two Great Ones-to-be in ways she never could have imagined!
- Lost in the Net
by Nick W. - Bill wants to print out some guitar tabs from the Internet but a technical
snafu leads our heroes to try to use the booth to repair Bill's computer . . .
and they end up getting sucked in! Part one now posted!
by stallyngurl12 - The princess babes are missing . . . the phone booth has disappeared . .
. what heinous things are going on and who's behind it? Bill and Ted have
to find out before something totally bogus happens!
- An Alternative Ending to Matrix
Revolutions by Masakochan - What comes from dreams can sometimes become reality, even they may
just be illusions. But are they really just illusions?
- A Most Excellent New Generation
Gary - It's
2010 and Bill and Ted's sons are late for school, hanging out at the Circle K .
. . sound familiar? But what does DeNomolos have planned for the offspring
of the Two Great Ones?
- Ted's Odyssey by Zack & Cody Beseda
- With their history report passed successfully, Ted realizes he still has to go back in time to set up the jail break that enabled them to do
so . . . and then he thinks of another past event he would like to change if he dare risk it: His mother's death.
- Attack of the Clones (formerly One Stallyn Too Many)
ChloP - DeNomolos’ son, Barry (to his
friends), is out to finish what his father started. With the help of a
pair of clones, he plans on taking over the world. I ask you, what is it
with mad scientists and world domination? And who are these
leather-wearing, fast-talking, super-teens? What? They’ve been
sent by who?! Oh High Ones, this is gonna be a long, bumpy ride….
Stallyns Forever by Zack Attack - Wyld Stallyns have split up because Bill
& Ted decided to settle down with their families. But the future is
on shaky ground! Can Wyld Stallyns be resurrected in time to save the
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