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Note: Takes place in an alternate 2010, where music is still good and Bill and Ted are legends!
Chapter 1: San Dimas, A Most Excellent Place To Live!
Two familiar looking teenage boys sleep in their beds in a house in San Dimas, California. Yet their not the most excellent ones we know and love, but the next generation of the San Dimas duo. An alarm clock goes off, playing the most outstanding rock music one can wake up to. They still they in their beds fast asleep no intention of waking up.
“Uh……” moaned Ted S. Preston Esq.
Not much else came from his most Excellent friend Bill Theodore Logan.
The alarm clocks stop. A sigh of relief comes over the both of them. Most heinously, the phone rings. Both Bill and Ted pick up their phones on the sides of their beds.
“This is Ted S. Preston Esq.” said the heinously tired teen.
“And this is Bill Theodore Logan……” said his most wiped out friend.
All was silent after that, another sigh of relief came over the most outstanding duo, but not for long. As the voices of the two great ones came over the phone and shouted,
“Wake up dudes!”
The two teens fell out of their beds.
“Most Bogus dad!” complained Bill
“Yeah! Totally heinous!” yelled Ted
The Bill and Ted talked through the phone.
“Ted, you’re gonna be late for school dude!” shouted Bill S. Preston Esq.
“You too Bill!” added Ted Theodore Logan
“Get there as quickly as you can dudes! Catch you later! And dudes, don’t forget your breakfast.” said both of them just before they hung up.
Both teens looked each other with the same non-non heinous expression. They knew another day of school was ahead.
After they both got dressed in some most excellent clothes. Ted was wearing his hat, his Purple Flannel over shirt, with a Faith No More shirt underneath, a pair of jeans and some Adidas high tops. While Bill wore a red vest, with a blue shirt, black jeans and another pair of Adidas high tops. They pondered on what outstanding breakfast to eat. They both came to one conclusion.
“The Circle K!” both shouted
And like that they were out of their San Dimas apartment (that their dads had set up for them.) and on their way to a most outstanding breakfast.
As they entered the Circle K, their minds rushed with thoughts of bodacious guitar music. Faith No More, Slaughter, Megadeath. These tunes were passed down by their fathers. Some how, for them the things there dads liked were still most awesome. Even though that always dosen’t happen to the youth of today.
“Okay, we’ve got to get a non-heinous breakfast Bill my friend” said Ted.
“Slushies?” asked Bill
“Good thinking Bill! Not bad!” commented Ted
“Yeah, good thinking seems to run in my family” said a confused Bill
Both looked at each other and couldn’t help but say
Strangely no sound was heard as Bill and Ted went to jam on their air guitars.
“You still can’t get it either?” asked Ted
“No way dude” said Bill
“My dad told me we have to nail it at a most Excellent moment and it’s all out rocking from their dude.” said Ted
“Heinous” said Bill
“Yea that could hit us at the most unknown time” said Ted
Both starred at each other for a second. After a few seconds they tried again.
Sadly the attempt was futile.
They both went to get slushies, Ted got cherry and Bill got lime. Now normally they would have a nice bowl of cereal from the stores pre-packed section but today felt different, today felt like a day of outstanding proportions.
So what better way to start then with a slushie? Both payed and walked out.
“Ok dude, we’ve got to get to school!” exclaimed Ted
“Most definitely” added Bill
The two rushed off to school.
They got there just in time, they sat next to some kids that they were friends with. They talked about what they were going to learn for a minute in two, then out of nowhere the phone booth came down in the center of the class and out steps Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan.
“How’s it goin dudes?!” asked the 2 great ones
They all replied in their own non-heinous lingo.
“Okay dudes, today were going to totally learn about history!” said Bill in a most exciting voice
“Other than that our second most excellent topic will be the anatomy of Missy….” Said Ted with a grin
The class looked at them like they were crazy.
“Not!” both shouted
They all laughed and Bill and Ted did their hand shake (guitar riff included).
“But seriously dudes, our second topic will be on “The Afterlife” said Bill
“A place or a bogus state of mind….” said Ted
“Station amigos?” asked Bill with a grin
“Station!” the class replied
“Alright duders, let’s begin!” said Ted
After the class ended, after everyone had left, Bill and Ted called their sons up to the center of the class room.
“Bill, Ted we’ve been worried dudes” said Ted Theodore Logan
“Why dad?” asked Bill Theodore Logan
The most excellent ones sat their kids down and talked.
“Well you see, you guys live a most outstanding life, right?” asked Bill S. Preston Esq.
“Right” said Ted S. Preston Esq.
“Well what we wanna know is….why aren’t you taking the full on advantage of it?” asked Ted Theodore Logan
“We really don’t know what your trying to get at dad” said Bill Theodore Logan
“The point is, you guys are cheating your selves….” stated Bill S. Preston Esq.
“Most unfairly” added Ted Theodore Logan
“I mean if you dudes can’t get up for school, what’s the point of having us as your most excellent teachers?” asked Bill S. Preston Esq.
They both struggled for the answers.
“Well, um, um, well, ugh……so we don’t have to sell blood?” asked Bill Theodore Logan
“Been down that road dude….” Stated Ted Theodore Logan
“Dudes, I think we have no choice but to ground you guys for the weekend” said Bill S. Preston Esq.
“Bogus!” both shouted
Chapter 2: Grounded, Most Heinously…..
While Bill and Ted were confined to their outstanding apartment, further off in the future was a man bent on revenge. His name, DeNomolos. Back in 91’ he almost cancelled a most Excellent future. He sat in an abandoned factory, two figures came up to him.
“Are you ready?” he asked
“Most definitely duder!” replied a familier voice
“Good, if I can’t kill Bill and Ted, I’ll kill the most valued thing they have….their sons!”
The two figures stepped into the light, reveling themselves as, Bill Theodore Logan and Ted S. Preston Esq.! Now most of you dudes out there must be confused, but all will be explained. They’re clones, not just any clones, but robot clones.
“You 2 idiots know what to do.” said DeNomolos
“You got it dude!” they both shouted with excitement
The walked over to the side, they stepped inside a stolen Phone Booth, and hit the numbers 2010, * and # and like that, they were gone.
DeNomolos had tried this trick before, but Bill and Ted had a most triumphant victory over him, but this time was different, this time he knew how to make Bill and Ted hit rock bottom.
Back in 2010, Bill and Ted sat in their apartment, on their couch, feeling most heinous. Sound like a familiar scene? Well, history tends to repeat itself.
“I can’t get over this most bogus punishment Bill” said Ted
“Well, now that where in trouble, how are we going to practice for the Wyld Stallyions: Next Generation Tour?” asked Bill
“Don’t worry Bill, I think our dads, in their most excellent minds, know that we made a most heinous mistake, and will let us practice.” replied Ted with some hope
“I think it’s something deeper dude, I mean they grounded us, that’s bogus and our dads our against everything bogus” said Bill
“You know something Bill, your right. We must have really crossed the line dude” said Ted
Bill sighed and replied
“Some days, I think we were better off dead Ted”
A knock came on the door.
“Wonder who that could be?” wondered Ted.
To be continued . . .