Welcome to the future

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   Rufus: "Hi!  Welcome to the future."

  Wyld Stallyns introduction

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   Bill: "I am Bill S. Preston, Esq!"  Ted: "And I am Ted "Theodore" Logan!"
Bill & Ted: "And we're Wyld Stallyns!"


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   Bill & Ted: "Excellent!"  (Air guitar)

  Joan of Arc

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   Mr. Ryan: "Who was Joan of Arc?"
Ted: "Noah's wife?"

  Danger of flunking

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   Bill: "We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted!

  Hall of Presidents

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   Ted: "Oh wait . . . remember at Disney World?  The Hall of Presidents?"
Bill: "Yeah, good!  What did he say?"  Ted: "Welcome to the Hall of Presidents!"

  It's your Mom, dude!

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   Ted: "It's your Mom, dude!"

  Shut up, Ted!

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   Bill: "Shut up, Ted!"


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   Ted: "Excuse me?  When did the Mongols rule China?"
Circle K clerk: "I don't know . . . I just work here!"


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   Rufus: "Greetings, my excellent friends."

  Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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   Ted: "Bill . . ."         Bill: "What?"        Ted: "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!"

  Not bad!

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   Bill & Ted: "Not bad!"

  69, dudes!

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   Bill & Ted: "Okay, wait.  If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"     Future Bill & Ted:   "69, dudes!"

  Catch ya later!

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   Future Bill & Ted: "Catch ya later, Bill and Ted!"

  Unusual day

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   Bill: "This has been a most unusual day."

  Touch someone

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   Bill: "Well, then . . . let's reach out and touch someone."

  Mr. the Kid

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   Bill & Ted: "Sounds good, Mr. the Kid!"

  Knowing you know nothing

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   Bill: "So-crates . . . the only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."
Ted: "That's US, dude!"    Bill: "Oh, yeah!"

  Dust in the wind

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   Ted: "All we are is dust in the wind, dude."

  Medieval Star Wars

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   Ted: "Hey, Bill!"    Bill: "What?"    Ted: "I'm Darth Ted!"
Bill: "Yeah?  Well, I'm Luke Bill!  And you're not my father!"

  Don't be dead, dude

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   Bill: "Aw, Ted . . . don't be dead, dude."


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   Ted: "Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time; Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas?  We will have a most triumphant time!"

  Royal Ugly Dudes

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   Bill: "How's it goin', royal ugly dudes?"

  Iron Maiden?

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   Duke: "Put them in the iron maiden."   Bill & Ted: "Iron Maiden?  Excellent!"
Duke: "Execute them!"    Bill & Ted: "Bogus!"

  A most serious turn

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   Ted: "Bill?"    Bill: "What?"    Ted: "I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn."

  Dial again

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   Operator: "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service at this time.  Please check your directory and dial again."   Bill: "Oh no!"   Operator: "Party on, dude!"

  Who are we?

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   Most Important Person: "It's you!"    Ted: "Yeah!  It's us!  Who're we?"

  Be excellent to each other

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   Bill: "Be excellent to each other."

  Party On, dudes!

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   Ted: "Party on, dudes!"

  Wind your watch

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   Ted: "Ted, don't forget to wind your watch!"

  Nice to meet you all

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   Missy: "Well, it's nice to meet you all.  There are sodas in the fridge."

  San Dimas high school football rules!

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   Ox: "San Dimas High School football rules!"

  That was nice of us!

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   Bill: "Dear Bill and Ted.  Good luck on the report.  Sincerely, Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted 'Theodore' Logan!"    Ted: "Oh!  That was nice of us!"

  Opening for Iron Maiden

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   Ted, then with Bill: "And now opening for Iron Maiden . . . Wyld Stallyns!"

  World tour

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   Bill: "Hello, San Dimas.  Please welcome for the final report of the afternoon, from all throughout history some of the greatest people who have ever lived in their 1988 world tour!"

  No way!

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   Bill & Ted: "No way!"

  Rufus' guitar solo

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   Rufus' guitar solo (as performed by Stevie "No Wonder" Salas)

  A most excellent adventure

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   Ted: "Bill, my friend?"    Bill: "Yes, Ted my friend?"
Ted: "This has been a most excellent adventure!"

  They do get better

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   Rufus: "They do get better."