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Welcome
to the future |
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3 sec.
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Rufus: "Hi! Welcome to the future." |
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Wyld Stallyns introduction |
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12 sec.
49.91 KB |
Bill:
"I am
Bill S. Preston, Esq!" Ted:
"And I am Ted "Theodore" Logan!"
Bill & Ted:
"And we're Wyld Stallyns!" |
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Excellent! |
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3 sec.
68.14 KB |
Bill & Ted: "Excellent!" (Air guitar) |
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Joan
of Arc |
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6 sec.
133.53 KB |
Mr. Ryan:
"Who was Joan of Arc?"
Ted: "Noah's wife?" |
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Danger
of flunking |
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4 sec.
87.83 KB |
Bill: "We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted! |
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Hall
of Presidents |
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10 sec.
203.14 KB |
Ted: "Oh wait . . . remember at Disney World? The Hall of Presidents?"
Bill:
"Yeah, good! What did he
say?" Ted:
"Welcome to the Hall of Presidents!" |
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It's
your Mom, dude! |
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2 sec.
14.6 KB |
Ted:
"It's your Mom, dude!" |
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Shut
up, Ted! |
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2 sec.
43.53 KB |
Bill:
"Shut up, Ted!" |
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Mongols |
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7 sec.
140.56 KB |
Ted: "Excuse me? When did the Mongols rule China?"
Circle K clerk:
"I don't know . . . I just work here!" |
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Greetings! |
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3 sec.
77.28 KB |
Rufus:
"Greetings, my excellent friends." |
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Strange
things are afoot at the Circle K. |
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6 sec.
31.4 KB |
Ted:
"Bill . . ." Bill:
"What?" Ted:
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!" |
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Not
bad! |
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2 sec.
54.08 KB |
Bill & Ted:
"Not bad!" |
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69,
dudes! |
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12 sec.
246.74 KB |
Bill & Ted:
"Okay,
wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking
of?" Future
Bill & Ted: "69, dudes!" |
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Catch
ya later! |
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2 sec.
47.05 KB |
Future Bill & Ted:
"Catch ya later, Bill and Ted!" |
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Unusual
day |
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3 sec.
61.11 KB |
Bill:
"This has been a most unusual day." |
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Touch
someone |
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5 sec.
111.03 KB |
Bill: "Well, then . . . let's reach out and touch someone." |
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Mr.
the Kid |
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2 sec.
55.49 KB |
Bill & Ted: "Sounds good, Mr. the Kid!" |
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Knowing
you know nothing |
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11 sec.
43.30 KB |
Bill: "So-crates . . . the only true wisdom consists in knowing that you
know nothing."
Ted:
"That's US, dude!" Bill:
"Oh,
yeah!" |
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Dust
in the wind |
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5 sec.
111.03 KB |
Ted:
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude." |
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Medieval
Star Wars |
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9 sec.
186.27 KB |
Ted: "Hey, Bill!"
Bill:
"What?" Ted:
"I'm Darth Ted!"
Bill:
"Yeah? Well, I'm Luke Bill! And you're not
my father!" |
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Don't
be dead, dude |
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7 sec.
139.86 KB |
Bill:
"Aw, Ted . . . don't be dead, dude." |
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Lyrics |
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12 sec.
251.66 KB |
Ted: "Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled
through time; Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will
have a most triumphant time!" |
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Royal
Ugly Dudes |
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3 sec.
66.03 KB |
Bill:
"How's it goin', royal ugly dudes?" |
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Iron
Maiden? |
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12 sec.
238.30 KB |
Duke: "Put them in the iron maiden."
Bill & Ted:
"Iron
Maiden? Excellent!"
Duke:
"Execute them!" Bill
& Ted: "Bogus!" |
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A
most serious turn |
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7 sec.
149.00 KB |
Ted:
"Bill?" Bill:
"What?" Ted:
"I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious
turn." |
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Dial
again |
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7 sec.
145.49 KB |
Operator:
"I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service at this time.
Please check your directory and dial again." Bill:
"Oh
no!" Operator:
"Party on, dude!" |
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Who
are we? |
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7 sec.
137.75 KB |
Most Important Person: "It's you!"
Ted: "Yeah! It's us!
Who're we?" |
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Be
excellent to each other |
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3 sec.
77.28 KB |
Bill:
"Be excellent to each other." |
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Party
On, dudes! |
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2 sec.
47.05 KB |
Ted:
"Party on, dudes!" |
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Wind
your watch |
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3 sec.
73.77 KB |
Ted:
"Ted, don't forget to wind your watch!" |
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Nice
to meet you all |
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4 sec.
94.16 KB |
Missy: "Well, it's nice to meet you all. There are sodas in the
fridge." |
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San
Dimas high school football rules! |
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2 sec.
55.4 KB |
Ox:
"San Dimas High School football rules!" |
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That
was nice of us! |
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10 sec.
199.63 KB |
Bill: "Dear Bill and Ted. Good luck on the report. Sincerely,
Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted 'Theodore' Logan!" Ted:
"Oh! That was nice of us!" |
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Opening
for Iron Maiden |
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6 sec.
118.77 KB |
Ted, then with Bill:
"And now opening for Iron Maiden . . . Wyld Stallyns!" |
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World
tour |
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17 sec.
335.33 KB |
Bill:
"Hello, San Dimas. Please welcome for the final report of the
afternoon, from all throughout history some of the greatest people who
have ever lived in their 1988 world tour!" |
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No
way! |
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2 sec.
40.02 KB |
Bill & Ted: "No way!" |
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Rufus'
guitar solo |
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20 sec.
397.91 KB |
Rufus' guitar solo (as performed by Stevie "No Wonder" Salas) |
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A
most excellent adventure |
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5 sec.
114.55 KB |
Ted:
"Bill, my friend?" Bill:
"Yes, Ted my
friend?"
Ted:
"This has been a most excellent adventure!" |
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They
do get better |
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1 sec.
36.50 KB |
Rufus:
"They do get better." |
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