Welcome to my domain, you
festering cretins of the 21st Century. If you have stumbled upon this very
important page from that other website dedicated to those Two Annoying
Ones (we do not mention their names here, as it only aggravates me . . .
besides, they are not WORTHY of being mentioned in my presence! . . . those
pathetic fools) . . . .
As I was saying, if you have been lucky enough to escape from that moronic world
of "bogus" and "excellent," then welcome. And shut
up! We don't tolerant any nonsense here! Fear, Discipline, Order
. . . that's our motto!
What's more, we've pirated a part of their website to use against them . . . HA
If you have any intelligence at all
you will soon realize that this is where you belong . . . with us!
Consider yourselves lucky to be privileged enough to even view this page,
dedicated to the future leader of the Universe, the father of all brilliant
modern thought, and Sit Up Champion of the 27th Century . . .
NOMOLOS De NOMOLOS
(Anyone overheard calling me
"Chuck" will be immediately disposed of!)
First of all, let's get one thing
perfectly clear . . . after I tried to kill Bi . . . um . . . those Two Stupid
Ones . . . at the Battle of the Bands, I was not simply carted off to jail as
was depicted in that piece of film fabrication that was devised in 1991.
The fact of the matter is . . . I DIED!!! And not only did I die,
but I went to HELL! I was stuck on a rock with those two irritating robot
replicas I built! If it weren't for my skills at the game of Life (and
Death's lack of skill in any kind of board game other than chess) I never would
have been able to return at all! The only one with the balls to chronicle
this true history was a strange, nobody cartoonist named Evan Dork or something
. . . I understand his only other notable work was about dairy products, so you
see that drawing myself in cartoon form was undoubtedly the highlight of his
career. I hear tell some other meaningless paperback also dared to tell
the true tale of how I was unfairly and unjustly killed by those two supposedly
peace-loving nobodies. I present the following panels, drawn by the
aforementioned loser cartoonist, as evidence of the untimely demise I suffered
at the hands of those two fools!!
Fortunately I continue to thrive in
my efforts to discredit and destroy those untalented air-heads. Thanks to
my dedicated and devoted webmistresses, Lynn Decay and Jo Smash, I can continue
to spread the word of De Nomolos to a new generation, and eventually we will be
rid of those blithering, irritating, nauseating couple of boneheads who not only
do NOT deserve a place in history but should be erased from ALL of history FOREVER!!!!
This is my favorite picture of the Two Insipid
Ones. If only they'd stayed this way . . .
Do you have comments or questions for
De Nomolos? He says get lost!
He doesn't have time to talk to the likes of rabble like you!
We will post more news and
information as it becomes available, or as De Nomolos feels willing to share his
wisdom with such a sad and pathetic audience.
Al Capone was hauled in on tax
evasion. I am not so stupid as to allow myself to get picked up for
something as simple as a copyright violation. So to appease those who own
the rights, here's their silly little legally-required line:
Bill and Ted?s Excellent Adventure
characters and images ? & ? 1989, 2003 Creative Licensing Corporation.
All Rights Reserved.