The Register's
Teen Panel Rates
'Bill & Ted's Bogus
Journey'

Leslie - 11th grade - Woodbridge High
Screening date: July
20.
Screening location:
Edwards Tustin Marketplace.
Capsule review:
"Excellent!" No, not excellent. As summer sequels
go, though, this one is pretty good. It had all the mindless fun of
the first Bill and Ted adventure with a bit of good vs. evil thrown in for
good measure. Really, how many movies can boast that they show you
heaven, hell and San Dimas all in one place?
Coolest moment: When
Bill & Ted have to challenge Death at various games to win another
chance at life on Earth.
Dumbest moment: All
of the scenes with the ugly alien creatures called Station were stupid.
Who did you like the best
in the movie and why? I liked Death, because he ended up
having more personality than anyone.
One a scale of 1-5, rate
how much other teens will like this movie: 3 1/2.
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Ernesto - 12th grade - Ocean View
High
Screening
date: July 20.
Screening
location: Edwards Charter Centre.
Capsule
review: Not the best film of the year. A
non-triumphant movie. They spent far too much on
lame-looking sets and special effects while making the
story too complicated (for this movie anyway.) They
should have just kept it stupid, simple and appealing like
the first one. Bogus. That should explain
everything.
Coolest
moment: The scenes when Bill and Ted played games
with Death for their lives were the most entertaining.
Dumbest
moment: The scenes when Bill, Ted and their
new-found bud, Death, went to heaven and scoped out the
place for this Martian scientist was totally lame.
Who did you
like the best in the movie and why? Alex
Winter must have downed a six-pack of Jolt cola for this
movie. He was totally up, while Keanu Reeves seemed
like he wanted to be somewhere else.
One a scale
of 1-5, rate how much other teens will like this movie:
2.
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Heather
- 10th grade - Century High School
Screening
date: July 19.
Screening
location: Edwards South Coast.
Capsule
review: This movie is the sequel of "Bill
& Ted's Excellent Adventure," and although it
doesn't have as many excellents in the dialogue, it is
just as funny, if not more so. There is no
sophistication in this movie; there doesn't have to
be. It's meant to be a good time and is exactly
that.
Coolest
moment: The coolest moment is definitely the scene
in which Bill and Ted have to beat Death in a game to be
able to leave hell. This is definitely the funniest
part.
Dumbest
moment: Come on, let's face it. How could you
have a dumbest moment in this movie? Even the slow
parts of Bill and Ted's journey made you laugh. You
are bound to smile the whole way through.
Who did you
like the best in the movie and why? My
favorite character was Death. If Death is so much
fun and such a cool guy, then people really don't have
anything to worry about.
One a scale
of 1-5, rate how much other teens will like this movie:
4.
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Kristina - 10th grade - Santa
Margarita High
Screening
date: July 19.
Screening
location: Orange Cinedome.
Capsule
review: A few years after their "Excellent
Adventure," Bill and Ted are still having
problems. Their band, Wyld Stallyns, seems to be
going nowhere, not helped by the fact that they don't
really know how to play. They also want to marry
their girlfriends, the medieval babes from 15th century
England, but can't afford to. Therefore, they need
to win the battle of the bands contest so they can get
married, become rock stars, bring world peace and create a
new society. This might be a problem since an evil
teacher from the future, Nomolos De Nomolos, has sent two
clones of our heroes back to 1991 to break up the band and
kill Bill & Ted so De Nomolos will be the ruler in the
future. The robots carry out their instructions, but
not even Death can keep Bill and Ted down. They
journey to hell, where they meet up with their worst
nightmares, challenge the Grim Reaper for their souls and
go to heaven, where God allows then to come back to life.
Coolest
moment: The Grim Reaper always had believed that he
could easily overtake any challenger, but Bill and Ted's
challenge was not quite what he expected. Bill and
Ted playing Battleship, Clue, table football and Twister
for their souls was easily the most enjoyable part in the
whole film.
Dumbest
moment: If you think about it, you realize that the
whole movie is pretty dumb, but you're not supposed to
think. You're supposed to just sit back and enjoy
it, which you do.
Who did you
like the best in the movie and why? That was
a toughie. I pretty much liked every character, but
the Reaper stood out for having not quite the personality
one would expect from the Angel of Death.
One a scale
of 1-5, rate how much other teens will like this movie:
4 1/2.
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Anthony
- 12th grade - Trabuco Hills High
Screening
date: July 21.
Screening
location: Edwards Mission Viejo Mall.
Capsule
review: "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"
is truly a heinous film. This sequel lacks the
spontaneity of the original; it is a cheap
imitation. The actions of Bill & Ted seem
cliched. "Bogus Journey" pales in
comparison to the original.
Coolest
moment: After their "death" at the hands
of evil robot clones, Bill and Ted must face the Grim
Reaper. They must beat him at games of their
choice. They pick Battleship. The Grim Reaper
refuses to lose, so they must play more games, such as
Twister, table hockey, etc. until they finally are
released from the childish Reaper.
Dumbest
moment: When Bill and Ted journey to hell.
They must face their fears. Although Bill's fear of
his grandmother's kiss is realistic, I just can't imagine
Ted's malevolent Easter Bunny.
Who did you
like the best in the movie and why? The Grim
Reaper added humor to the film. He was as selfish as
a little kid. Whether he was dressed up as a lady in
heaven or a rocking member of Bill and Ted's band, he was
quite enjoyable.
One a scale
of 1-5, rate how much other teens will like this movie:
1.
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