The show opens with Jack and Karen from Will & Grace doing a
skit for the crowd and wondering how they got to the "Middle of
Nowhere" (Orlando). Then "Big Momma" from the movie Big
Momma's House comes out and encourages the crowd to participate and get
The Crocodile Hunter (Steve Irwin) comes out, then the phone booth arrives
with Mr. Burns and Smithers from The Simpsons, who are the
villains. Mr. Burns has invented a "Pocket Rocket" that he has
used to steal and store today's pop superstars. He plans to sell them on
his website "www.kidnapster.com". They have stolen the phone
booth from Bill and Ted in order to travel around and kidnap the pop
stars. They have accidentally kidnapped Jack and Karen because they
thought Jack was Cher.
The first hero arrives, Ethan Hunt from Mission: Impossible.
He spends most of his time leaping around and aiming his gun dramatically for no
apparent reason. Mr. Burns reveals his motive for stealing all the pop
stars is so Lionel Richie, Neil Diamond, and Styx will again rule the
airwaves. The barn doors on stage left spring open, and the Mystery
Machine and Scooby Doo appear in clouds of smoke. The drivers are our
heroes, Bill and Ted.
Bill makes a joke that driving the Mystery Machine has given him the
"munchies", and that Shaggy is still passed out in the van. They
see Mr. Burns, who stole the phone booth, and Ted says he has killed his
buzz. They introduce themselves ("Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted
"Theodore" Logan and we are Wyld Stallions!"), but Mr. Burns is
not impressed . . . Smithers has to explain who they are.
Mr. Burns and Smithers try to get Bill & Ted; Shaft, Charlie's
Angels, and Wolverine from X-Men come to their rescue. Burns
& Smithers escape in the phone booth. Bill & Ted use the cell
phone to bring them back; the music from the beginning of Van Halen's "Runnin
with the Devil" plays and Janet Reno comes out of the phone booth with a
net in her hands. Elian Gonzalez runs out to get away from her and they
chase about. Charlie's Angels fight the villain from Scream
as Van Halen's "You Really Got Me" plays, then Big Momma goes after
Smithers downloads Britney Spears and Lil' Kim, who have a dance-off that
ends when Britney snatches Lil' Kim's wig off. Then Britney is attacked by
the villain wrestler Kevin Nash from the WWF. "The Rock" from
the WWF comes to her rescue. Janet Reno chases Elian into the phone booth,
where he steals it. The XMen villainess Mystique chases everyone, but they
push her down the well.
Burns and Smithers return, and offer to return all the pop stars if Bill
and Ted can guess the pop stars who come up when they press "69" on
the cell phone and the phone booth returns. Elian Gonzalez comes back as
Enrique Iglesias, and everyone dances as he sings. Then "The Blood
Hound Gang" comes out and all the couples (Wolverine and Mystique, Jack and
Karen, Croc Hunter and Britney, etc.) dance to the song "The Bad
Touch" ("you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it
like they do on the Discovery Channel" . . . ha ha).
Then Eminem comes out to sing "Slim Shady", and finally
everybody dances to "Bye Bye Bye" by N'Sync for the finale.
Many thanks to Michael
for helping with the synopsis of this show!