A Most Excellent Adventure

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2D sat on his bed, doing absolutely nothing, when out of nowhere he decided he wanted to get out of Kong for some fresh air.  He got up and slowly, walked out the door, closing it behind him.  He climbed the stairs, and walked to the lobby.  He opened the door, and was unexpectedly greeted with a "Greetings, most excellent cartoon dude!"

2D jumped back in surprise and shock.  He blinked a few times, staring at the two boys outside the door.  "You're..." he started.

"Bill S. Preston, Esquire!" the first boy said.

"And Ted Theodore Logan!" the other one added.

"I... I know who you are..." 2D said quietly.  "Wha.. what are you doing here?"

"A most valid question," Bill said.  "Actually, we don't know.  It's bogus."

"Non-non-non-non heinous," Ted added.

2D didn't notice the footsteps behind him.  "What's all this bloody noise?!" a voice yelled in 2D's ear.  He cringed.  That voice belonged to the last person he wanted to see.  "Er... h'lo, Muds.." he said.  "Er... this is Bill... and this is Ted."

Bill and Ted waved.  "And most excellent greetings to you, other bodacious cartoon dude!" Ted said.

Murdoc stared at the two grinning idiots in the doorway.  "2D, what are these brainaches doing here?" he snarled.

2D shrugged.  "I dunno," he said.

"Neither do they.  They say it's er... bogus."

Bill and Ted grinned.  "Can we come inside, dudes?" Bill asked.

"Oh, er... yeah..." 2D said, moving aside to let Bill and Ted in.

"You are most gracious," Ted said.

Murdoc glared at them as they walked by.  "Why are you letting those idiots in here?" he hissed at 2D.

2D shrugged.  "Well, it's cold outside..."

"Bill-san!  Ted-san!" yelled a voice.  Noodle ran into the lobby, a huge smile on her face.

"Woah!  Noodle!" Bill and Ted exclaimed.

"It is most excellent to see you," Bill said.

"What are you two doing here?" Noodle asked.  "This is very far from San Dimas..."

"We don't really know," Ted told her.

Russel walked into the lobby.  "Noodle, you in here?" he asked.  He looked around, seeing not only his three bandmates, but Bill and Ted as well.

"You know her?" Murdoc asked them.

"Oh, most definitely," Ted said.  "We met her on a most excellent trip to Japan."

Bill looked up and saw Russel.  "Hey there, most excellent large dude!" he said.

"What's going on?" Russel asked.  "Why are Bill and Ted in our lobby?"

"I don't know," Murdoc said.

"Why don't you ask them?" Russel looked at Bill and Ted expectantly.

"We don't know," Bill said.  "We were at a most bodacious metal concert with the princesses, and the next thing we know, we're out here."

"What do you think happened?" Noodle asked.

"We can't say," Ted said, shaking his head.  "But we're pretty sure this was done by someone most heinous.  We tried to contact Rufus, but it seems he is most unreachable.  When we heard our good friend Noodle lived around here, we totally had to check it out."

All of a sudden, a telephone booth appeared in the middle of the lobby.

"Rufus!" Bill and Ted yelled happily.  Everyone stared as Rufus walked out of the phone booth.

"There they are," he said.  Following him was a pale figure in a black cloak.

"Death!" Bill and Ted yelled.

Murdoc stared.  "What are all this people doing here?!" he yelled.

Everyone stared at him.

"Rufus," Ted said.  "Where are the princesses?  Are they in there, too?"  He peered inside the phone booth.

Rufus shook his head.  "No.  They were... kidnapped," he said.

Bill gasped. "The princesses were babe-napped?  Bogus!  By who?" he asked.

"It seems it was a heinous organization of zombie aliens," Rufus said.

"Zombie aliens?" Murdoc laughed.  He looked around, as if expecting to find hidden video cameras for some prank.  "Is this some sort of joke?"

Rufus shook his head sadly.  Russel glared at Murdoc.  "Shut up," he said threateningly, "or I'll shut you up myself."

"This is bogus!" Ted said.

"Er... I'll help you... rescue the princesses..." 2D said.

Noodle smiled.  "Me, too!" she said.

"I'm in," Russel said.

They looked at Murdoc expectantly.  He glared at them.  "As if I had a choice..." he said angrily.

Bill and Ted smiled.  "This is most non-bogus of you dudes," Bill said.

"Aw, it's nothin'..." Russel said.