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Previously in the story:
"What does it say?" Bill asked.
"Bill and Ted, I found your princesses, but you have to come get them. Meet me at the San Dimas mall food court at three o?clock tomorrow and I?ll tell you what the price is for them. I hope to see you there. Kale." Ted read.
"No way! This is most unfair!" Bill commented.
"Bill, it?ll be fine, we?ll go tomorrow and save the babes. We?ve done it before." Ted assured him.
"You sure we can do this?"
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San Dimas High School
Wishing it was three o?clock already, Ted sat impatiently in history class wanting to see Elizabeth again.
"So, Ox, you?re saying that the four apostles? were John, Paul, George, and Ringo?" Mr. Ryan asked.
"Uh, Yeah. Everyone knows that." Ox replied.
Mr. Ryan nodded his head and continued to teach, but Ted didn?t listen.
"Class dismissed." Mr. Ryan said after the bell rang.
Bill and Ted got up from their seats and rushed out of the classroom.
"Dude, we have fifteen minutes." Ted noted.
"Yeah, Let?s get to the mall quick." Bill said before they grabbed Ted?s backpack and ran to the mall.
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San Dimas Mall
"He should be here at any time now." Bill noted.
Impatiently, Ted sat at one of the tables.
"So, you decided to show up?" Kale said standing behind them
handcuffed to Elizabeth and Joanna. This time, Kale wasn?t wearing
dreadlocks; he actually had very short hair.
"Yes, why wouldn?t we?" Ted asked as he and Bill turned around.
Kale didn?t answer, but instead walked up to them pulling on the handcuffs on Elizabeth and Joanna?s hands.
"Let them go." Bill ordered.
"Not... Yet." Kale said.
"What do you want from us?" Ted asked.
"Well, let's see.... In the future you will definitely ruin the Tame Rainbow's career, everyone will forget about us and Wyld Stallyns will be a super band."
"Well, the Tame Rainbows is an odd band anyway. I don't think anyone would listen to it." Bill noted.
"Bill, shut up, don't make him mad." Ted paused, "So, you want us to give up our career to you guys?"
Kale nodded, and Ted looked at Bill. They planned this band for a few years, what were they going to do?
He looked at Elizabeth, which made him realize, the band was very important to him, but he didn't want to lose her if he picked the band.
Ted finally said, "Fine,"
Bill looked at Ted shockingly, "Dude, what d-"
"Just don't hurt Elizabeth... Or Joanna." Ted continued.
Suddenly, A telephone booth crashed in front of them, which made everyone else in the food court run away.
Rufus stepped out, "Greetings, my excellent friends."
The rest of the Tame Rainbows left the booth also.
"Julius, Jason, Fiyero, what are you doing here?" Kale asked.
"You know, Kale, we've always wanted to do something other than this band." Fiyero noted.
"Yeah, I've always wanted to be a police officer." Jason agreed.
"And I wanted to be a doctor..." Julius added.
"I wish I would have gone to college." Fiyero added.
"You guys I-"
"We quit, so forget it." Jason announced as he followed Fiyero and Julius to the phone booth.
"Fine, I'll go back to being a stylist, then." Kale told them as he unhandcuffed himself.
Elizabeth and Joanna ran to hug Bill and Ted.
"Elizabeth, I missed you so much."
"I bet it was the same as I did."
"Where were you the past two days?" Bill asked.
"I have absolutely no idea, but I'd like to get out of this."
Joanna answered looking at her dirty pink dress.
"I'll tell you one thing, it was non non heinous." Elizabeth answered.
Rufus walked up to them and said, "Excellent work, You guys just saved your career."
"Oh, we did?"
"I just said you did." Rufus replied.
"Excellent!" Elizabeth said.
"Well, I must go now amigos." Rufus said as he left to the telephone booth.
"Bye, Rufus!" They said as he left.
"Let's go look around the mall." Bill suggested.
"Didnt we just look two days ago?" Ted asked.
"They change the stuff every few days." Elizabeth noted.
"Okay, just.. Don't go shopping without us. We're not gonna let that happen for a long time." Ted said.