The Meeting of Someone Special

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"Hi, Guys, how?s it going?" Missy asked as she walked into the garage.

"Hey, Missy, I mean mom." Bill greeted as Ted, Elizabeth, and Joanna managed to say "Hey, Missy," at the same time as him.

"And not bad, Mrs. Preston." Ted answered.

"Okay, well, see you guys later." Missy said as she left.

"Dude, I wonder how that Kale dude got a clone of her."

"Yeah, that was most odious." Ted agreed.

"How did you meet Missy?" Joanna asked.

"Well, we were in the sixth grade?" Bill started.

"No, Dude, we were in high school, because Missy was a Senior and we were Freshman."

"Oh, yeah, thanks, Dude.  Anyway, it was our freshman year." Bill started remembering the story as he told it.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

"Ted, who is that?" Bill asked as the blonde walked by followed by three other guys.

"I don't know, Dude.  Let's go talk to her."

"Okay," Bill said as he walked straight up to her, "Greetings, excellent blonde babe."

Missy laughed, "Greetings, who might you be?"

"I might be Bill S. Preston Esq., and this might be Ted 'Theodore' Logan."

"And we might be..."

"Wyld Stallyns!!!"

After her famous "are you serious?!" face, Missy said, "Uh, I'm Missy."

"Missy," one of the football players called.

"Bye, Guys." she said walking away.

Bill and Ted slightly waved as she left.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

"Why'd she marry your dad if so many other guys were around her?" Elizabeth asked Bill.

"Why'd who marry who, if so many what were around who?" Mr. Preston asked.

"Hey, Dad."

"Hello, Mr. Preston."

"The question was: why'd Missy marry you if so many men were in her life?" Elizabeth repeated.

"Oh, I love this story!" Mr. Preston started with a smile, "It seems like it was just yesterday."

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

Missy sat in a chair at the food court with her hand under her chin.

Mr. Preston walked by and stopped as he saw her, "Excuse me, Miss, are you okay?" he asked.

"No," she said and started to cry, "Curtis broke up with me, for another girl... ANOTHER GIRL!!"

"Okay, let me understand.  Who's Curtis?"

"He was... my boyfriend." she answered, "He told me he loved me, and now he dumped me."

"I'm sorry to hear that," he said, "What's your name?" He asked.

"Missy..." she answered.

"Lizzie?" He joked.

"Missy." she laughed.

"Ditzy?  You seem pretty smart for the name Ditzy..."

"No, it's Missy with a M." she laughed.

"Oh, I get it. Your name is Missy with a M." He joked.

Missy just laughed and was silent for a second, "What's your name?" she asked.

"I'm Eugene." he answered.

"Well, Eugene, it surely is nice to meet you."

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

"And before we knew it, we were in a relationship..." Mr. Preston continued.

"I remember this..." Bill said, "I'll tell this part."

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

"Hi, Missy, what are you doing here?" He asked as he opened the front door of his house.

"Hi, Bill, I'm here to see your dad." Missy explained.

"My dad?  Did I get in trouble at school again?" He asked.

"Nope," she said, "Eugene!" she said as he walked into the living room where they were.

"Hey, Missy." he greeted before they kissed.

Bill walked away in disgust.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

"That did not happen..." Mr. Preston said.

"Yes, it did, Dad.  It happened."

Mr. Preston rolled his eyes, "You know you don't even have to make it interesting, Son, it already was the way it happened."

"No, it happened the way I told it, Dad."


"Remember when I asked her to the prom?"

Bill glared at Ted, "I want to hear that story," Elizabeth said.

"Yes, me too." Joanna agreed.

"Okay, it was a few months before the prom..." Ted started.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

"Yeah, my dad has a new girlfriend so, it's kinda awkward around here, now." Bill said as they walked through the front door of Bill's house.

"Hi, Guys." Missy greeted.

Bill ignored and continued to walk to his room.

"Hey, Missy... Uh... Are you going to the prom?"

"I wasn't planning on going, why?"

"Well, uh, I was wondering... Do you wanna go to the prom with me?"

Missy laughed, "No, thanks." and she continued to laugh, "Bill, did you do your chores?" Missy asked.

"Yes, Missy."

"I told you, Bill, call me mom, now."

"Yes, Mi- Mom." Bill said as he watched Ted's face turn bright red.

"C'mon, Dude." Bill said as he motioned for Ted to follow him.

"You will never believe what Ted just asked me." Bill and Ted heard Missy say to Mr. Preston.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

Mr. Preston laughed, "I remember her telling me this."

"There you are, Eugene." Missy said walking into the garage.

"Hi, honey."

"Hi, Guys."

"Hey, Missy... I mean mom."

"What are you guys talking about?" Missy asked.

"The prettiest lady in the whole wide world." Mr. Preston answered.

"Molly Ringwald?"


"Okay, then."

The End (