(All sounds are MP3 files)
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Theme Song excerpt - "Most Triumphant!" |
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1 sec. |
Bill and Ted: "Most triumphant!" |
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A Most Excellent Roman Holiday |
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6 sec. |
Bill: "Ted, she
wants us to dress up like ancient Roman babes!" Bill and Ted: "Drag!" |
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When the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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2 sec. |
Ted: "Naughty, naughty, baby Ru!" |
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The More Heinous They Are . . . |
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7 sec. |
Bill: "Hey,
we've heard of you! One if by land . . . " Ted: "Two if by sea . . . " Both: "Three if by bus!" |
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The Birth of Rock and Roll |
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9 sec. |
Ted: "If this
music is truly from the 17th century, how come it's on CD?" Bill: "Ted, my distinguished colleague, they transferred it to CD from the original LP!" |
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The Birth of Rock and Roll |
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4 sec. |
Bill: "Excellent!" Ted: "We would do an air guitar duet if we were not chained up!" |
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The Birth of Rock and Roll |
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11 sec. |
Music Teacher: "Bill,
Ted, do you even have any idea what classical music is?" Bill: "Anything written before 1978?" Ted: "And anything written by Eddie Van Halen!" |
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When the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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17 sec. |
Bill:
"This is most egregious, Ted. Do you
realize what'll happen if Christopher Columbus does not discover
the New World?" Ted: "Uh . . . no Columbus, Ohio?" Bill: "Even worse . . . no Columbus Day!" Ted: "But . . . but that means . . . !" Bill & Ted: "One less school holiday! Aaugh!!!" |
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Model 'T' for Ted |
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11 sec. |
Ted: "I would say
I am driving most superbly in gear numero uno. Especially with the
parking brake activated." Bill: "Absolutely, Ted! We should open the windows so we can better hear the cheering of the other drivers." |
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A Most Excellent Roman Holiday |
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4 sec. |
Bill: "Ted, you bonehead! Your request has made us the recipients of dweeb mockery!" |
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Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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4 sec. |
Bill & Ted: "Excellent!" (Air Guitar) |
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Pocketwatch Full of Miracles |
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12 sec. |
Ted:
"Dude, we have a most stratospheric fall ahead
of us!" Bill: "Do not worry, Ted! When we get about one foot from the ground, all we have to do is jump." Ted: "Bill, you are truly brilliant no matter what your report card says!" |
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Grimm Story of an Overdue Book |
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8 sec. |
Bill: "Ted, we are most definitely in Germany. Or New Jersey. I always get those two mixed up on the map. They're both orange!" |
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Model 'T' for Ted |
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10 sec. |
Det. Logan: "Ted,
let me make myself perfectly clear . . . your driving lesson is over
today, tomorrow . . . forever!" Ted: "Multiple happiness . . . I'm that good!" |
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Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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8 sec. |
Bill: "Your
grandmother is extremely cool." Ted: "Yeah . . . except she wears too much perfume and likes to hug a lot." Bill & Ted: "Most unnecessary!" |
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A Job, A Job . . . |
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9 sec. |
Bill & Ted (singing): "Time time time time flies, so party party party party on! Things will be excellent, yeah!" |
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A Job, A Job . . . |
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12 sec. |
Bill: We
have come up with a new song! Ted: The heavy metal haiku! Bill & Ted (singing): "Go where time leads you. Remember to be excellent. And party on, dude!" |
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This Babe Ruth Babe . . . |
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3 sec. |
Bill: "Whew! That was closer than a military haircut, Ted!" |
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A Most Excellent Roman Holiday |
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7 sec. |
Ted: "Bill, it is
so dark in here I cannot see where we are going!" Bill: "Take my hand, Ted." Ted: "No way!" |
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Pocketwatch Full of Miracles |
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5 sec. |
Ted: "Your dad was once hip? Whoa, the mind boggles!" |
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A job, a job . . . |
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24 sec. |
Rufus: "Adios,
muchachos, and good luck with your low dough cash flow." Ted: "Definitely we would much prefer returning to the garage to work on our as yet unwritten Wyld Stallyns tune!" Bill: "But with five days until our next allowance and our pocket change problem reaching epic proportions, we must do what dudes must do." Bill & Ted: "Look for part time jobs! Aaugghhh!" |
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Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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8 sec. |
Bill:
"Excellent . . . a cruise!" Ted: "Just like . . . . " Bill & Ted: "The Love Boat! Not!" |
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Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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1 sec. |
Bill & Ted: "Excellent, mate!" |
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A Most Excellent Roman Holiday |
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3 sec. |
Bill & Ted: "Excellaneous maximus!" |
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The Birth of Rock and Roll |
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7 sec. |
Bill & Ted: "Rufus!" Rufus: "I was just checking out the latest album by New Boys on the Corner." Ted: "And?" Rufus: "They stink!" |
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The Birth of Rock and Roll |
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2 sec. |
Bill & Ted: "No way!" |
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When the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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14 sec. |
Rufus: "Uh, I
hear through the grapevine the Wyld Stallyns are breaking up." Ted: "We were thrashed most odiously in our last concert attempt." Bill: "So we're going to pack in the band and become nuclear astro-physicists . . . or burger jockeys, whichever has the most babe potential." |
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Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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1 sec. |
Bill & Ted: "Rufus!" |
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The Birth of Rock and Roll |
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3 sec. |
Ted: "Whoa . . . talk about your serendipity!" |
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The Birth of Rock and Roll |
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4 sec. |
Ted:
"So long!" Bill:
"Farewell!" Amadeus' mom: "Auf Wiedersehn!" Amadeus' Dad: "Goodbye!" |
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A Black Night in San Dimas |
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19 sec. |
Bill and Ted (singing): "Come on, and party on, dude! Come on, we're gonna rock you! Let's party to the music tonight!" |
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When the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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31 sec. |
Ted: "Future
Americans . . . I have learned something very heavy during my brief visit
to your times, and that is this . . . united you stand, and divided you
take a dive! For only if you work together as trusted compatriots
can you most surely overcome those odious British bullies!" Bill: "Just watch out for some dude named Benedict Arnold, although he does make outstanding eggs!" |
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When the Going Gets Tough . . . |
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14 sec. |
Ted: "Ladies and gentledudes! Please welcome the excellent lead guitarist for Wyld Stallyns . . . Ted 'Theodore' Logan!" |
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Never the Twain Shall Meet |
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9 sec. |
Ted:
"What was the question, dude?" Bill: "He doesn't know what he wants to be." Ted: "Oh! Be what you wanna be!" Bill: "Or not . . . whatever!" |
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Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure |
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12 sec. |
Bill: "I am Bill
S. Preston, Esquire!" Ted: "And I am Ted 'Theodore' Logan!" Bill: "Together, we are . . . . " Bill & Ted: "Wyld Stallyns!" |
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This Babe Ruth Babe . . . |
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11 sec. |
Bill & Ted: "Rufus!" Rufus: "Well, like Yogi Bera used to say, it ain't over 'til it's over!" Bill: "Yeah, and like his little buddy Boo Boo used to say, what's for lunch, Yogi?" |
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BILL & TED characters are trademarks of Nelson 1991 Inc. The motion
picture BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE & (c) 1989 Nelson Films Inc. All
Rights Reserved. The motion picture BILL & TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY (c)
1991 Orion Pictures Corporation. All Rights Reserved.
