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HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO THE FINAL SONG IN BOGUS JOURNEY

Posted By: wyld_stallyn <[email protected]>
Date:
Sunday, 8 April 2001, at 10:03 a.m.


Ok, here are the lyrics to that song that everyone wants. I figured these out myself, and there are a couple of lines that I'm not sure are right (throughout the whole song, there's a lot of mumbling and overlapping of voices). It would help if I had a movie transcript, but I don't think I'm going to be able to find one. Well, here it is. *~LeiLa~*

REAPER RAP
Bill: I am Bill S. Prston, "Esquire"!
And this is Ted "Theodore" Logan!
And we are - WYLD STALLYNS!
Denomolos: I'm Denomolos. Now, what is your mission?
Evil Bill: First, we totally kill Bill and Ted.
Evil Ted: Yeah. Then we take over their lives.
E. Ted: You're totally a robot!
E. Bill: So are you, dude!
E. Ted: Whoa, we're total metalheads!
Denomolos: Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band!
E. Bill and E. Ted: Death to Bill and Ted!
Death: Get down with me! (are we there yet?) Get down with me!
Ted: Yeah!
Death: Get down with me (are we there yet?) Get down...
E. Ted: Full-on robot chubby.
E. Bill and E. Ted: How's it going, Bill and Ted?
Bill: Ted, it's us again.
Ted: Whoa. You're metal, dude!
E. Bill: I know. Check it out! Ha!
E. Bill: We're totally gonna kill you now. Ha ha ha!
Ted: Dudes, even though you're doing this, we...we...
Bill: ...we love you.
E. Bill and E. Ted: Fags!
Bill: You dick, Bill!
E. Bill: I know.
Bill and Ted: (screaming)
Death: Get down with me!
Ted: Stellar!
Death: Get down with me! Get down with me!
Ted: Stellar!
E. Bill: I totally loogied on that good, dead me!
Ted: Bill, what happened?
Bill: Ted, we're dead.
Bill and Ted: Whoa.
Ted: Who are you?
Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude!
Ted: Oh. How's it hanging, death?
Ted: We've gotta get back to the babes!
Bill: Ted, we CAN'T! We're dead, dude!
Ted: We've gotta stop those evil uses. We've gotta try!
Bill: But how?
Bill and Ted: Melvin!
Death: They Melvined me.
E. Ted: Dude, I totally broke her off (?)
E. Bill: Excellent!
E. Ted: I kinda like this.
Ted: Who's that?
Bill: Ted, who do you think it is?
Bill: How's it goin', Beelzybub?
Ted: Excellent!
Bill: This rocks
Ted: Totally bogus. Ok, can we go now?
Bill: Excellent!
Ted: Thanks, dude!
Bill: You know, you've got a bad rap.
Gentlemen!
Ted: Dude...
Bill: What?
Ted: I think we're in our own personal hell!
Easter bunny: You took Deacon's Easter basket!
Bill: You ugly, red source of all Evil!
Grandma Preston: Oh, just one, right on the lips!
(screaming, someone saying "Get back here!")
Bill: Whoa!
Bill: That was non, non, non, NON heinous!
Bill: You suck, dude!
Ted: Do something else, dude, yeah.
Bill: Not bad, dude!
Bill and Ted: Excellent!
Death: Get down with me!
Bill: Whoa!
Death: Get down with me!
Ted: Excellent!
Death: Get down with me!
Bill: Whoa!
Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed!
E. Bill: That's right, lesser-developped, human prototype uses.
Bill: Let's get it.
(screaming)
Bill: We're going back in history!
(more screaming)
Bill: Kiss your fears, dude (?)
(cheering)
Ted: I'm from the honey bun, or something. (???)
(cheering)
Bill: And they'll get small, and maybe they'll even go away! (?)
(cheering)
Ted: Yeah!
Bill: Yeah, they're not that bad, dude, so don't get programmed by anybody but yourself!
(cheering)
Bill and Ted: Let's ROCK!
Announcer: And most important, do NOT do your homework without wearing headphones.
E. Bill and E. Ted: Cath ya later, Bill and Ted!
Station(?): (laughing)


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