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Re: RE: Favorite Bill and Ted Quotes?

Posted By: Matrix Girl Beo <[email protected]>
Date: Sunday, 9 May 2004, at 11:46 a.m.

In Response To: Re: RE: Favorite Bill and Ted Quotes? (Jason)

Got tons this time! ^_^

Ted: Dude!
Bill: What?
Ted: Hell Sucks!
Bill: Yes really!

Bill: Best of 7?
Reaper: Damn right!

Bill: Captain Logan, this is Deputy Van Halen down at the station.
Capt. Logan: Deputy Van Halen?
Ted: *air guitar*
Bill: I'm new dude... sir!

Socrates: Yes! Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

Bill: Dude, this is a totally deep hole.
Ted: Yeah. Now what?

Ted: Dude! I totally broke a rock!

Bill: Not bad, dude!
Ted: Yeah! We totally knew a guy got one of those in his bucket of chicken.

Sir James Martin: What a ****head.

Evil Bill: (In Joanna's Voice) I totally fall for those other uses.
Evil Ted: Yeah. They're completely brilliant.
Evil Bill and Ted: Not!

Ted: I can't believe Missy divorced your dad... and married mine.
Bill: Shut-up, Ted.

Ted: Now your dad's going for it! In your own room!
Bill: Shut-up, Ted.
Ted: Your stepmom is cute though.
Bill: Shut-up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?
Bill: Shut-up, Ted!

Ted: Ok. The lady in that car over there, said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275.
Bill: It's not just a water sport! I knew it.

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