Theme Song excerpt - "Most Triumphant!"

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   Bill and Ted: "Most triumphant!"

  A Most Excellent Roman Holiday

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   Bill: "Ted, she wants us to dress up like ancient Roman babes!"
   Bill and Ted: "Drag!"

  When the Going Gets Tough . . .

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   Ted: "Naughty, naughty, baby Ru!"

  The More Heinous They Are . . .

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   Bill: "Hey, we've heard of you!  One if by land . . . "
  
Ted: "Two if by sea . . . "   Both: "Three if by bus!"

  The Birth of Rock and Roll

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   Ted: "If this music is truly from the 17th century, how come it's on CD?"
   Bill: "Ted, my distinguished colleague, they transferred it to CD from the original LP!"

  The Birth of Rock and Roll

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   Bill: "Excellent!"
  
Ted: "We would do an air guitar duet if we were not chained up!"

  The Birth of Rock and Roll

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   Music Teacher: "Bill, Ted, do you even have any idea what classical music is?"
  
Bill: "Anything written before 1978?"   Ted: "And anything written by Eddie Van Halen!"

  When the Going Gets Tough . . .

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   Bill: "This is most egregious, Ted.  Do you realize what'll happen if Christopher Columbus does not discover the New World?"
   Ted: "Uh . . . no Columbus, Ohio?"
   Bill:  "Even worse . . . no Columbus Day!"
   Ted: "But . . . but that means . . . !"
   Bill & Ted: "One less school holiday!  Aaugh!!!"

  Model 'T' for Ted

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   Ted: "I would say I am driving most superbly in gear numero uno.  Especially with the parking brake activated."
   Bill: "Absolutely, Ted!  We should open the windows so we can better hear the cheering of the other drivers."

  A Most Excellent Roman Holiday

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   Bill: "Ted, you bonehead!  Your request has made us the recipients of dweeb mockery!"

  Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure

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   Bill & Ted: "Excellent!"  (Air Guitar)

  Pocketwatch Full of Miracles

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   Ted: "Dude, we have a most stratospheric fall ahead of us!"
   Bill: "Do not worry, Ted!  When we get about one foot from the ground, all we have to do is jump."
   Ted: "Bill, you are truly brilliant no matter what your report card says!"

  Grimm Story of an Overdue Book

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   Bill: "Ted, we are most definitely in Germany.  Or New Jersey.  I always get those two mixed up on the map.  They're both orange!"

  Model 'T' for Ted

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   Det. Logan: "Ted, let me make myself perfectly clear . . . your driving lesson is over today, tomorrow . . . forever!"
  
Ted: "Multiple happiness . . . I'm that good!"

  Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure

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   Bill: "Your grandmother is extremely cool."
  
Ted: "Yeah . . . except she wears too much perfume and likes to hug a lot."
  
Bill & Ted: "Most unnecessary!"

  A Job, A Job . . .

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   Bill & Ted (singing): "Time time time time flies, so party party party party on!  Things will be excellent, yeah!"

  A Job, A Job . . .

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  Bill: We have come up with a new song!
   Ted:
The heavy metal haiku!
   Bill & Ted (singing):
"Go where time leads you.  Remember to be excellent.  And party on, dude!"

  This Babe Ruth Babe . . .

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   Bill: "Whew!  That was closer than a military haircut, Ted!"

  A Most Excellent Roman Holiday

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   Ted: "Bill, it is so dark in here I cannot see where we are going!"
   Bill: "Take my hand, Ted."    Ted: "No way!"

  Pocketwatch Full of Miracles

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   Ted: "Your dad was once hip?  Whoa, the mind boggles!"

  A job, a job . . .

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   Rufus: "Adios, muchachos, and good luck with your low dough cash flow."
   Ted: "Definitely we would much prefer returning to the garage to work on our as yet unwritten Wyld Stallyns tune!"
   Bill: "But with five days until our next allowance and our pocket change problem reaching epic proportions, we must do what dudes must do."
   Bill & Ted: "Look for part time jobs!  Aaugghhh!" 

  Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure

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   Bill: "Excellent . . . a cruise!"
  
Ted: "Just like . . . . "    Bill & Ted: "The Love Boat!  Not!" 

  Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure

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   Bill & Ted: "Excellent, mate!"

  A Most Excellent Roman Holiday

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   Bill & Ted: "Excellaneous maximus!"

  The Birth of Rock and Roll

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   Bill & Ted: "Rufus!"
   Rufus: "I was just checking out the latest album by New Boys on the Corner."
   Ted: "And?"    Rufus: "They stink!"

  The Birth of Rock and Roll

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   Bill & Ted: "No way!"

  When the Going Gets Tough . . .

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   Rufus: "Uh, I hear through the grapevine the Wyld Stallyns are breaking up."
   Ted: "We were thrashed most odiously in our last concert attempt."
   Bill: "So we're going to pack in the band and become nuclear astro-physicists . . . or burger jockeys, whichever has the most babe potential."

  Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure

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   Bill & Ted: "Rufus!"

  The Birth of Rock and Roll

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   Ted: "Whoa . . . talk about your serendipity!"

  The Birth of Rock and Roll

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   Ted: "So long!"    Bill: "Farewell!"
  
Amadeus' mom: "Auf Wiedersehn!"  Amadeus' Dad: "Goodbye!"

  A Black Night in San Dimas

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   Bill and Ted (singing): "Come on, and party on, dude!  Come on, we're gonna rock you!  Let's party to the music tonight!"

  When the Going Gets Tough . . .

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   Ted: "Future Americans . . . I have learned something very heavy during my brief visit to your times, and that is this . . . united you stand, and divided you take a dive!  For only if you work together as trusted compatriots can you most surely overcome those odious British bullies!"
   Bill: "Just watch out for some dude named Benedict Arnold, although he does make outstanding eggs!"

  When the Going Gets Tough . . .

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   Ted: "Ladies and gentledudes!  Please welcome the excellent lead guitarist for Wyld Stallyns . . . Ted 'Theodore' Logan!"

  Never the Twain Shall Meet

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   Ted: "What was the question, dude?"
  
Bill: "He doesn't know what he wants to be."
  
Ted: "Oh!  Be what you wanna be!"
  
Bill: "Or not . . . whatever!"

  Sweet and Sour Chinese Adventure

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   Bill: "I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire!"
   Ted: "And I am Ted 'Theodore' Logan!"
   Bill: "Together, we are . . . . "    Bill & Ted: "Wyld Stallyns!"

  This Babe Ruth Babe . . .

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   Bill & Ted: "Rufus!"
  
Rufus: "Well, like Yogi Bera used to say, it ain't over 'til it's over!"
  
Bill: "Yeah, and like his little buddy Boo Boo used to say, what's for lunch, Yogi?"