The Reaper Rap
Performed by Steve Vai
Written by Steve Vai
Produced by Steve Vai
Vocal excerpts from movie include Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves, William Sadler, Chelcie Ross, Joss Ackland, George Carlin, Hal Landon, Jr. and Roy Brocksmith (on the CD notes Joss Ackland is incorrectly credited with the Grim Reaper’s dialogue)

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The Reaper Rap
0:50 min.
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Performed by Steve Vai

Where it can be heard in the movie:
Over the end credits once God Gave Rock and Roll to You II is finished.

Lyrics:

Bill: I’m Bill S. Preston, Esq.!  And this is Ted "Theodore" Logan!
B&T: And we are Wyld Stallyns!
DeNomolos: I am DeNomolos.  Now . . . what is your mission?
Evil Bill: First we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Evil Ted: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Evil Bill: He’s totally a robot!
Evil Ted: So are you, dude!
Evil Bill: Whoa, we’re total metalheads!
DeNomolos: Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band!
Evil B&T: Death to Bill and Ted!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
DeNomolos: You fools! Are we ready?
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
DeNomolos: You fools!
Evil B&T: Yeah, totally!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
DeNomolos: You fools! Are we ready?
Evil Ted: I’ve got a full on robot chubby.

Evil B&T: How’s it goin’, Bill and Ted?
Bill: Ted . . . it’s us again!
Ted: Whoa!
Bill: You’re metal, dude!
Evil Bill: I know!  Check it out!  We’re totally gonna kill you now!
B&T: Whoa . . .
Evil Bill: Ha ha ha!
Ted: Dudes, even though you’re doing this, we . . . we . . .
Bill: We love you!
Evil Bill and Ted: Fags!
Bill: You dick, Bill!
Evil Bill: I know!  Let’s waste ‘em.
Bill and Ted: Aaaahhhhh!!!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Rufus: Bogus
Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted!
B&T: No way!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Rufus: Bogus
Bill: Yeah!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Rufus: Bogus
Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted!
B&T: No way!
Evil Bill: I totally loogied on that good, dead me!

Ted: Bill, what happened?
Bill: Ted, we’re dead, dude!
B&T: Whoa!
Ted: Who are you?
Bill: Ted, it’s the Grim Reaper, dude!
Ted: Oh.  How’s it hangin’, Death?  We’ve got to get back to the babes!
Bill: Ted, we can’t . . . we’re dead, dude!
Ted: We’ve got to stop those evil us’s!  We’ve gotta try!
Bill: But how?
B&T: Melvin!
Reaper: They melvined me!

Ted: Dude, I totally broke a rock!*
Bill: Excellent!*
Ted: I kinda like this* . . .  Who’s that?
Bill: Ted, who do you think it is?
Ted: How’s it goin’, Beelzebub?  Excellent rocks!*
Bill: We totally broke some.*
Ted: Okay, can we go now?
B&T: Whoa!
Bill: Thanks dude!  You know, you’ve got a bad rap.
Colonel Oates: Gentlemen!  Welcome to Hell!
Ted: Dude.
Bill: What?
Ted: I think we’re in our own personal hell!
Easter bunny: You stole Deacon’s Easter basket!
Little Ted: No way!
Granny S. Preston, Esq: How about a kiss?
Little Bill: Bogus!
Bill: You ugly red source of all evil!
Granny S. Preston, Esq: All I want is one!  Right on the lips!
Colonel Oates: Get back here!
B&T: AHHHHHH!!!!!!  WHOAAAAA!!!!!!!
Bill: That was non-non-non-non heinous!

Evil Bill: You suck, dude!*
Bill: Do something else, dude!*
Ted: Yeah!*
Bill: Not bad, dude!
B&T: Excellent!

Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts!
Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Ted inside Captain Logan: Excellent!
Bill inside Sergeant: I totally believe you, dude!
Reaper: Get down with your bad self!
Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts!
Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad!
Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed!
Evil Bill: That’s right, lesser developed human prototype us’s!*
Bill: Let’s get ‘em, Ted!*
Ted: Ahhhhh, yeah, no!*
Colonel Oates: Get ‘em Granny!*
B&T: We’ve got to face them.*
Colonel Oates: Now get going!*
Various moans and groans of fears being defeated.*

Bill: Kiss your fears, dudes!*
Ted: Or offer ‘em a honeybun or something.  And they’ll get smaller and maybe they’ll even go away!*
Bill: Yeah, they’re not that bad, dude.  So don’t get programmed by anybody but yourself!*
B&T: Let’s rock!*
Rufus: And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones!
Evil B&T: Catch you later, Bill & Ted!
Colonel Oates crying.*

* - These lines are from dialogue edited from the final version of the movie.

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Song credits:
(Steve Vai; Sy Vy Music / OPC Music Publishing, Inc., ASCAP.)
Produced and arranged by: Steve Vai
Everything played by: Steve Vai
Drums: Chris Frazier
Recorded at The Mothership
Special thanks to: Tom Whalley, Gerry Rosenblatt, Pam Vai, Richard Landers, Mark Cimino, Don at Granny's house, Tom Jenny at Studer for Dyaxix, Rick Bos at Digitech, Chris Frazier.
Steve Vai appears courtesy of Relativity Records