Did you ever consider how
cool it would be to have a good robot version of yourself to hang out with or
play in your band? Well here are step by step instructions on how you can
have one of your very own!
Step 1: Get killed by an evil robot version
Step 2: Challenge Death to a game of chance
(hint: steer clear of chess and more towards Milton Bradley games)
Step 3: Have Death take you to Heaven and
con your way into seeing God
Step 4: Follow God's directions to find a
brilliant Martian scientist(s)
Step 5: Drive the Martian(s) to Builder's
the worldly repository of all building materials
Step 6: Buy tons of stuff for the Martians
to make your robot with
Step 7: Sit back and watch the sparks
fly! In no time you'll have your own robot version of yourself complete
with radio control!
IT'S THAT EASY!!!!!