The show opens with a video compilation of past
shows set to the Van Halen song "Panama". A Star Wars
style scroll appears explaining that there is a diabolical alien threat and that
a certain British family which upholds American values must be protected.
Bill and Ted are the only hope.
Britney Spears comes out to perform. As her
song ends The Osbournes appear. Kelly tries to explain to Ozzy about Bill
and Ted and Ozzy demands to know who they are. We are expecting Bill and
Ted to appear but instead Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies appears
and says he has killed Bill and Ted. He has a plan to kidnap the Osbournes,
the first family of reality television, and ultimately he will take over
television. He calls his plan Preparation H (feels good). He calls
out Serleena, the evil villainess from Men in Black II. Serleena
has killed Bill and Ted in exchange for Scooby Doo. Will Smith in his Men
in Black persona shows up and holds a gun on Dr. Evil and Serleena, but
Mini-Me pops up and holds Will Smith at bay.
When asked why heís so evil, Dr. Evil says heíll
explain. Mini-Me breaks into a version of "Itís a Hard Knock
Life" from the musical Annie and Dr. Evil chimes in with a rap about
why heís evil. They received a transmission from the Ultimate Supreme
Being who turns out to be Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Triumph is pleased
to see their plans to take over television progressing so well.
The Scooby Doo gang arrive looking for
Scooby. Dr. Evil is about to kill them when Bill and Ted arrive from
above. They go into their introduction and demand to know where their
booth is. Dr. Evil says their booth has been blown up. Velma
explains Dr. Evilís plan to Bill and Ted, adding that Serleena had actually
killed Carrot Top and David Arquette instead of them. Dr. Evil orders
Serleena to kill them, but Gandalf from Lord of the Rings arrives and
shouts "Shazam!" Austin Powers and Foxxy Cleopatra arrive in
Austinís mini and Spiderman swings in from the side (Dr. Evil calls him an
Eight Legged Freak). Dr. Evil sets off a series of explosions and he and
Serleena escape in the confusion.
Velma flirts with Kelly Osbourne and then steps
forward to explain that mysterious signs have been appearing which herald the
impending alien invasion (crop circles shaped like Princeís logo, the Superman
symbol and a Mickey Mouse are seen on the screen above). She further
explains that Martha Stewartís show and website will become so big that
eventually sheíll take over MTV.
The Scooby Doo gang decide to investigate . . . Fred
suggests he and Daphne search for clues in an old isolated office
upstairs. Bill and Ted propose to bring the bad guys back, only their
booth is gone. Gandalf suggests they try using wizardry and produces a
dove from thin air, but Ozzy steps forward to bite its head off. V elma comes up
with the idea to use cell phones and that by combining the frequency with a
cliched plot device a two digit number would bring the bad guys back. Bill
and Ted ask if anyone has a cell phone and everyone holds one up. They
simultaneously dial 69.
Darth Vader appears along with Anna Nicole Smith,
the Green Goblin from Spiderman as well as Dr. Evil and Serleena.
The chase begins and Anna Nicole Smith sits on Spiderman. Will Smith
changes from his Men in Black persona to Muhammed Ali and punches out
Serleena. The Scooby Doo gang participates in a Scooby Doo style chase.
A very fat Elvis comes out as well as Eminem in a
Robin outfit (Rap Boy). Eminem sings a bit, then Elvis interrupts to sing
"Jailhouse Rock." Eminem interrupts him to rap some more and
then Elvis breaks in with "Burning Love." Finally Eminem knees
Elvis in the groin and triumphs. Anna Nicole Smith comes out and Austin
Powers accuses her of being a man.
The Powerpuff Girls come out and Velma pretends to
lose her glasses while she slyly looks up their skirts. Dr. Evil sics Anna
Nicole on them but they knock her back onto Eminem. Daphne and Spiderman
defeat Green Goblin together and she kisses him the way he was kissed in the
movie, much to Fredís dismay.
Darth Vader fights with Gandalf and Gandalf
triumphs. Vader pulls off his mask to reveal . . . Martha Stewart!
"And I would have gotten away with it if it werenít for these dumb ***
kids and their stupid dog!" she moans. Scooby Doo arrives.
Triumph appears on the screen again claiming he will poop on all of them, but as
the camera pulls back itís revealed that Sharon Osbourne is the hand behind
Triumph! It turns out she was the mastermind of everything but only
because she wanted the world to stop watching her family and pay attention to
their own families and friends.
The Scooby Doo gang leaves and then
Bill and Ted turn the show over to Dr. Evil, asking him where they could find a
place where old rock stars can become newfound celebrities. Dr. Evil
explains that this can happen in America! The cast dances to Neil Diamondís
"Coming to America" and then everyone breaks into a musical and dance
medley which closes out the show.
Many thanks to Michael
for helping with the synopsis of this show!