The show opens with the DeLorean hurtling onto the
set. TJ Hooker comes flying off the hood and gets up. He demands the
driver of the DeLorean to come out with their hands up. The doors open and
Mulder and Scully from the X-Files step out. They explain they are
government agents and during the course of their discussion they start to make
out. TJ Hooker stops them, saying "This isnít Washington
D.C.!" Itís the Magic Kingdom theme park and someone has taken over
as new management and is using the park as a front for their illegal
activities. Scully accuses TJ Hooker of overacting . . . oops,
overREacting to the situation.
Bill and Ted arrive in the booth, explaining they
have come to the Magic Kingdom to see Saving Private Ryan Live on Ice.
They are told the Magic Kingdom is no longer open, itís been shut down.
The new management shows up and it turns out to be Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesciís
characters from Goodfellas. A call goes out for backup and Riggs
and Murtaugh from the Lethal Weapon movies appear, as well as a very
effeminate Zorro. A gunfight ensues in which the Goodfellas escape in the
TJ Hooker gives the running line (used often in the
show) "Itís the end of the world as we know it and I feel . . . .
" The audience prompts him with "Fine!" but instead he
finished with "Okay!" Bill calls the booth back and the
Goodfellas have returned with Jet Liís bad guy character Wah Sing Ku from Lethal
Weapon 4, Sean Conneryís character Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez from Highlander
and Michael Meyers from the Halloween films.
Riggs and Murtaugh fight Wah Sing Ku and force him
into the booth before the Joe Pesci character from Goodfellas clubs them both
and they get thrown into the booth and taken away by the Goodfellas. Bill
and Ted then have to face Michael Meyers, who goes after them. Heís
interrupted by Jamie Lee Curtisí character from the Halloween films and
she fights Michael, her brother, and manages to use the trap door to defeat him.
Zorro gets into a swordfight with Juan Ramirez and
ends up falling down the well. Michael Meyers reappears and Bill calls for
more backup. The Avengers arrive and Emma Peel takes on Mike
Meyers, fighting him until they go into a building. On top of the building
Steed fights off Juan Ramirez with his umbrella and then takes on Michael
Meyers, who is shot from below by Scully and falls.
Bill and Ted announce it is time to jam! They
have invited their new friends from Colorado, and cutouts of the South Park
characters appear. When asked what they would like to do, Cartman says he
wants to sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid B----". Everyone square
dances as the song is sung. At the end of the song Robert DeNiro says it
was awful and shoots Kenny.
Bill announces for every person a Goodfellas kills
heíll save two, so he brings in the leads characters Rose and Jack from Titanic.
The cast splits off into boys and girls and sing "Summer Nights" from Grease
(the lyrics are strangely funny in the context of Titanic!). At the
end of the song the old Rose from Titanic comes out performing a
rap. At the end the young Rose asks old Rose what she did with the
necklace and old Rose explains she threw it overboard, at which time young Rose
punches her out.
The Wedding Singer, Robbie Hart, comes out
and starts singing "You Spin Me Round" as the cast dances behind
him. Finally Bill Clinton enters as "Hail to the Chief" plays
and announces to the crowd heíd like to apologize again for his indiscretions
with Monica Lewinski and promises it will never happen again. Seconds
later Monica comes out and they break into "Youíre the One That I
Want" from Grease and the whole cast joins in, during which Bill
Clinton plays his sax. The set then explodes at the end.
Many thanks to Michael
for helping with the synopsis of this show!